Season Six

#123 – The Angry Family

For his school presentation, Michael reads a story entitled “The Angry Family,” leading the Barones to engage in furious finger pointing over who is the cause.

#124 – No Roll

Hoping to spice things up in the bedroom, Ray buys an adult board game, Sensuopoly.

#125 – Odd Man Out

Marie begins giving Marco piano lessons and going to the opera with him, leading Frank and her to fight over him as a friend. Eventually, they force Marco to choose between them.

#126 – Ray’s Ring

When Ray loses his wedding ring, he gets hit on by a woman in an airport.

#127 – Marie’s Sculpture

Marie makes a sculpture in her art class and gives it to Ray and Debra. She considers it abstract, but on one wants to tell her what it obviously resembles.

#128 – Frank Goes Downstairs

Ray and Debra fall out of bed during sex, causing minor injuries. Ray lies to Frank and says they fell down their stairs.

#129 – Jealous Robert

Debra and Marie plan to make Robert jealous by setting Amy up with Gianni, but their scheme backfires when Amy and Gianni hit it off.

#130 – It’s Supposed to Be Fun

At the kid’s basketball game, Geoffrey overhears Ray making jokes about his poor play, which includes running around with his hands sticking out of the bottom of his shorts. Later, he tells Ray and Debra he doesn’t want to play anymore, and nothing Ray says will convince him otherwise.

#131 – Older Women

Debra’s divorced parents are coming for Thanksgiving, and Warren is bring a date. Everyone assumes she’ll be some young floozy, but they are shocked when it turns out to be Emma, an elderly woman.

#132 – Raybert

Robert has a problem: Natasha, the incredible woman he’s dating, thinks he’s Ray. Ray makes Robert promise to tell her the truth, but then begins enjoying the vicarious thrill of people dating him through Robert.

#133 – The Kicker

Frank catches a record-setting football while attending a college game with Robert, and he refuses to give it back to the kid who kicked it.

#134 – Season’s Greetings

Debra is offended when Marie’s Christmas letter includes veiled insults about her.

#135 – Tissues

Ray is sick of Debra making every decision in the house, so she agrees to let him have more say. After Ray does some shopping and Debra questions his choice of tissues, Ray gets angry, then accidentally puts a box of the tissues near a burner on the stove, setting the kitchen on fire.

#136 – Snow Day

The power goes out, and Ray and Debra are forced to spend the night at Frank and Marie’s. Debra offends Frank by saying she can’t believe she’s actually having fun with him.

#137 – Cookies

Ally’s troop leader, Peggy, takes a dislike to Ray, and the feeling is mutual. Later, Ray has Ally sell cookies in Peggy’s prime spot, leading to a fight between Ray and Peggy that Debra has to break up.

#138 – Lucky Suit

Marie ruins Robert’s suit jacket before his big interview for a job with the FBI, then, to make matters worse, she faxes a long apology to the FBI agent who is interviewing him.

#139 – The Skit

For Lee And Stan’s anniversary party, Ray and Debra do a skit that spoofs Frank and Marie, and, to Robert’s surprise, his parents love it. Later, Frank and Marie imitate Ray and Debra, who don’t take it nearly as well.

#140 – The Breakup Tape

Debra finds an answering machine tape with a message from an old girlfriend breaking up with Ray. He then becomes jealous when he discovers that their house is filled with mementos from Debra’s old boyfriends.

#141 – Talk to Your Daughter

Ray gives Ally a sex-ed talk, but Ally says she knows how we get here. She wants to know why we’re here.

#142 – A Vote for Debra

Debra runs for president of the school board, but she loses by six votes. Ray is glad she didn’t lose by one, because he voted for one of her opponents.

#143 – The First Six Years

Highlights from the first six seasons. They’re all supposed to be memorable moments.

#144 – Call Me Mom

Marie wants Ray to stop calling Debra’s mother “Mom.” When Ray stops, Debra knows Marie is to blame. Ray then points out that Debra doesn’t call Marie “Mom.”

#145 – Mother’s Day

Debra loses her temper with Marie and refuses to apologize, which leads to a standoff.

#146 – The Bigger Person

Debra and Marie are still fighting, so Ray and his father decide to pit Marie and Debra against each other for their own gain.

#147 – The First Time

In a flashback to fifteen years earlier, Marie, Frank, Robert, and an unwitting Father Hubley interrupt Ray and Debra’s date to stop them from having sex.